An Eerie Resemblance

NEVE CAMPBELL KICK

Is there a red-blooded, straight male out there who saw Wild Things and didn’t feel a stirring when Neve Campbell and Denise Richards got it on:

In the swimming pool?
In the shower?
And in bed?

Digressing for a moment, I wonder if I’ll get a stir from any of the – pardon my French – P.C. assholes out there for using the term “straight” as a modifier. I’m guessing a more-acceptable term might be something like “Gender-Unchallenged.” So . . .

Is there a red-blooded, gender-unchallenged male out there who saw Wild Things and didn’t feel a stirring when Neve Campbell and Denise Richards got it on:

In the swimming pool?
In the shower?
And in bed?

In case you missed it, here’s an 11-second loop of the foreplay in the swimming pool.

If you’re interested in conducting some further research, you won’t find Wild Things on Netflix – I just searched. You’ll have to go the on-demand route or purchase it at Amazon.

AN AMISH MURDER

The reason I’m on this Neve Campbell kick is because I just watched An Amish Murder starring – you guessed it – Neve Campbell. I enjoyed it because – in addition to sports – I also write in the genres of true-crime and police-procedural fiction. So watching the movie was, in essence, a form of research for me – plus I enjoyed the movie.

There were some interesting plot twists along with some faux foreshadowing that duped me into jumping to conclusions and sending my mind racing on some wild-goose chases. And there was also Neve Campbell – albeit a mature Neve Campbell.

She was 40 when she filmed An Amish Murder in 2013 for Lifetime – compared to being 25 when she filmed Wild Things for Mandalay Entertainment in 1998.

But she was still sexy at 40.

MICHAEL JACKSON

All the sexy, testosterone conversation aside, I couldn’t help noticing that there was a eerie resemblance between the 40-year-old Neve Campbell and the last incarnation of Michael Jackson that I remember.

Maybe it was the lighting – or maybe she had some face-work performed by the same plastic surgeon who transformed Michael Jackson’s face into a joke – but there were times when the resemblance was indeed eerie.

And I had to keep erasing that image from my mind as I fantasized about Neve Campbell and me getting it on . . . and about Neve Campbell and Denise Richards and me getting it on.