Hearty Meal

And the condemned man ate a hearty meal.

The condemned man is me and I’m condemned to counting calories for the next two months – or so. As it works out, I’m in the part of the cycle where I monitored my caloric intake, lost weight, and then reverted back to ignoring the calories.

The result is, of course, I regained the weight and now must trim back down to my fighting weight.

The hearty meal came from Burger King.

I drove to BK to get a whopper with cheese. Entering the drive-thru, I noticed that hot dogs were displayed on the menu board. So I said – pardon my French – “Fuck it, I’ll try the chili dog, too, while I’m at it.”

So I did. I consumed both – and enjoyed both.

And now I’m serving my sentence.

Posting this info now makes me accountable to the Internet World to follow thru and lose weight.

Thanks for your help.


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Written by Barry Bowe
Former sportswriter - first to put Timmy Duncan's name on the sports page.