Pardon my French – but look at what some motherfucker did to me. Shoveled his car out and piled the snow five feet high on top of my sidewalk. And here’s the best part – more French – the cocksucker didn’t move his car.

So there I was – cursing and shoveling.

Took me half an hour to get the job done.

Anybody concerned about my recent heart surgery, this should give you a pretty good idea that the ticker’s in good shape. And it was nice working up a sweat.

Oh, yeah – I did dump some snow back where it came from – to send a message – but I didn’t box him in.

In addition to being the official Eagles Outsider for BlameMyFather.com, Barry Bowe is also the author of:

• Born to Be Wild
• 1964 – The Year the Phillies Blew the Pennant
• 12 Best Eagles QBs
• Birth of the Birds
• Soon-to-be-published sexy, police procedural Caribbean Queen
• Soon-to-be-published novel Stosh Wadzinski
• Soon-to-be-published novel Polish Widow