War on Ants

Gone for Good?

Apparently, the ants have run up the white flag and called a truce in My War on Ants. I say this because there’ve been no signs of a single ant inside the house for a good two weeks now – not even the occasional straggler.

However, I vow to not let down my guard.

Permanent reinforcements will be placed in all strategic locations.

Plus, I will be fortifying the perimeters outside the house.

My favorite grandson Zack and I discovered two large anthills outside – one out front and one around back. So I’ll be proactively placing large quantities of bait in those two locations.

My goal is to – pardon my French – stamp those fuckers out for once and for all.

In addition to being the official Eagles Outsider for BlameMyFather.com, Barry Bowe is also the author of:

• Born to Be Wild
• 1964 – The Year the Phillies Blew the Pennant
• 12 Best Eagles QBs
• Birth of the Birds
• Soon-to-be-published sexy, police procedural Caribbean Queen
• Soon-to-be-published novel Stosh Wadzinski
• Soon-to-be-published novel Polish Widow
• Work-in-progress: A Fuckin All-American