Johnny Sore Elbow

From the Desk of Eagles Outsider Barry Bowe

Cleveland Browns poor excuse for a backup quarterback Johnny Manziel will be sitting out the last two games of the preseason.

In the past, we’ve written about:

Johnny Football
Johnny Sits-His-Ass-on-the-Bench
Johnny Rehab.

Sore Elbow

Today, we’re telling you that he’s now Johnny Sore Elbow and that his elbow is so sore he’s going to miss at least two weeks.

The Browns media people would like to delude their fans into thinking he’s played well in the first two games, but he hasn’t. He looks lost and over-matched. He stinks and will never be an NFL quarterback.

I’ve toyed with the idea of applying for the job of General Manager. I have no experience. My only qualification is that I would’ve never drafted Manziel.

That move set the Browns back a few more years.

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