Ray gets it on with his wife Abby instead of some Hollywood bimbo.

Twerk

Season 1 Episode 3 of Ray Donovan is titled “Twerk.”

IMDB describes the episode like so: “Mickey spends time with Bunchy and Terry. Ray “buys” a talented hip-hop artist for his rapper neighbor. Ray’s mentor, Ezra Goldman (Elliott Gould), holds a fundraiser in honor of his late wife. Meanwhile, Mickey is approached by an FBI agent.”

Frank Whaley plays the FBI agent – the next guest star on my list. One of my favorites and he keeps popping up – more about Frankie boy later.

The episode’s called “Twerk” because Mickey Donovan is fascinated with black women – especially fat-assed black women.

Mickey brings two black women back to the Fight Club to twerk – a chucky one for himself & a real knockout for his son Bunchy – but Bunchy can’t get it up – a side-effect from getting molested by a priest when he was a youngster.

The header photo is Ray getting it on – of course Ray gets it on at least once in every episode – but surprise – in this episode he’s getting it on with his wife Abby instead of some Hollywood bimbo.

 Paula Malcomson plays Ray’s wife – never saw her in anything before.

She scores 3-out-of-5 on my Sex-O-Meter – she plays a few nude scenes later on in the series so you get a good look at her – still a sleek body for 43.

But she’d hafta sneak up on me from behind in the dark – or catch me after I consumed a few beverages – & we’d never be seen together in public.

The “hip-hop artist” is a young punk – Marvin Gaye Washington – who winds up hooking up with Ray’s lily-white daughter.

Plus several more examples of the dysfunctional Donovan family.  

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